schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”

merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

monobeartheater:

modorrelin:

there are too many vines of cishet boys in wigs making fun of girls. we need more vines making fun of cishet boys. girls wearing snapbacks and basketball shorts like ”bro hold my AXE i’m gonna draw a penis on this board” ”yeah draw a penis haha *frightened look at camera* i’m not gay tho”

someone please make that vine

powerjock:

codeinewarrior:

the confederate flag is racist

"omg no it’s not! i’m just proud of my heritage!"

which is treating other human beings as property

"The Civil War wasn’t about slavery it was about State’s Rights!" 

yeah the state’s right to own slaves lmao

(Source: almondmilkpapi)

(Source: neuralmente)

tentacletherapissed:

pinkeliphant:

hisuidaze:

fatwink:

Ok everybody…..I have this great new idea for a blockbuster movie series…..picture this…..dystopian future…….and teenagers…….

oh and to spice it up
heterosexual couples

yes but consider this: A LOVE TRIANGLE oh man guys we’re gonna make so much money

But, stay with me here… What if they were all… WHITE?

Darren’s armpit hair is getting pretty majestic.

darrenthedragon:

scribblekitchen:

Sitting on the couch with Darren catching up on The Daily show. He’s crocheting little Easter eggs, and I’m knitting a crappy purple scarf.

We have the best relationship.

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Yes we do :D 

See?! Crochet Easter eggs!

Sitting on the couch with Darren catching up on The Daily show. He’s crocheting little Easter eggs, and I’m knitting a crappy purple scarf.

We have the best relationship.

darrenthedragon:

My girlfriend and I have matching zip up onesies 

My boyfriend is the best.

darrenthedragon:

My girlfriend and I have matching zip up onesies 

My boyfriend is the best.

nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

Oh dear god it is way too early to be eating breakfast.

notxam:

trillgamesh:

trillgamesh:

this trailer i saw before Grand Budapest seems to be an actual feature-length film adaptation of those chain letters where an evil atheist professor is utterly destroyed by his pure and good christian student who may or may not be albert einstein or a us marine depending on your version of the email

i’m going to be straight with you: watch this trailer