snorlaxatives:

little high schoolers are always like “i’m moving out as soon as i turn 18” like smfh do you realize things cost money

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

(Source: lalondes)

(Source: ohsodirnty)

l20music:

fawnbabe:

If he doesn’t care about your orgasm, he doesn’t care about you

!!!!!!!!!!!

smootymormonhelldream:

Amnesty International just got real.

smootymormonhelldream:

Amnesty International just got real.

Me:But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
My brain:Okay, but consider this: more books.
First day of school!

cailinservescyjax:

After two weeks of intense, information-heavy workshops and training, we finally got to meet the students of JRHS today!

This year, I’m serving in Mrs. B’s Algebra 1 and Algebra 1 Enrichment classes. All of her students scored a 1 on the exam at the end of their math class last year, so they’re…

This is how my first day of school was, if anyone’s curious. I’m feeling emotionally heavy, but in the most satisfying way.

genderfluidstrider:

jaegerirl:

fartgallery:

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

First day of school!

First day of school!

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

invokes:

Isn’t it ironic how red, white, and blue are known to signify freedom until they’re flashing behind you

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

(Source: mintyboob)

xodiaq:

may10baby:

disputedjustice:

pettankoprincess:

videohall:

The girlfriend experience

> Any man who has ever had a girlfriend can attest to this.

> This is just too good. Animation, adorableness, substance. I really hope there are more of these.

It’s too adorable not to reblog again.

This is my roommate and his boyfriend. All the freaking way.

I’m so glad this is back on my dash

D’aww~

darrenthedragon
caffienatedkt:

Exactly why hockey fans are the best sports fans, we watch for the sport not all the fluff that comes with it.

caffienatedkt:

Exactly why hockey fans are the best sports fans, we watch for the sport not all the fluff that comes with it.